my preferred pronoun is ‘motherfucker’
also my manager told me that i look nice today so that’s always good considering the night i had last night
so i don’t mean to brag but i can fit into australian size 8 dresses for the first time ever and i feel like i’m sitting on top of the world
This picture of Beyonce getting pizza while dressed in a pizza outfit is so important to me.
if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim the pages and read the dirtiest part outloud. whoever has the nastiest scene gets a point and you just keep going until you feel like stopping it’s really quite entertaining
oH MY GOD