mosoli: im still laughing at this

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

#omg

i just remembered that i’m meeting my boyfriend’s grandparents next weekend and now i’m nervous

macaronis: [Paradise by Coldplay plays in the background]

macaronis:

[Paradise by Coldplay plays in the background]

#omg

typette:

versatilequeen:

moriiahh:

Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge.

TORTOISE IN A DIAPER.

AHAHAHA LOOK AT IT

#omg

adornoble:

I’ve been casually trying to find this video on tumblr dot com since October when I was hungover and watched it for about 5 minutes without stopping

suffice it to say it is one of the greatest of all existing videos

#omg

daisyfairy:

boxofpoptarts:

tin-pan-ali:

awhisper-acapella:

daisyfairy:

i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love

“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”

“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”

“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”

I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL

#omg

bitchdumpster:

we are constantly smelling the inside of our noses that freaks me the fuck out

#omg