i just remembered that i’m meeting my boyfriend’s grandparents next weekend and now i’m nervous
[Paradise by Coldplay plays in the background]
Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge.
TORTOISE IN A DIAPER.
AHAHAHA LOOK AT IT
I’ve been casually trying to find this video on tumblr dot com since October when I was hungover and watched it for about 5 minutes without stopping
suffice it to say it is one of the greatest of all existing videos
i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love
“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”
“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”
“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”
I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL
darren criss + the kardashians